Why the 2017 Draft is the Greatest of All-Time

No Brains No Headache
2 min readJul 14, 2022
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The 2017 DRAFT may be the best draft of history. Here is the breakdown of it. There are a lot more that I could talk about but I hit the highlights. I know I missed a couple or 12.

QB

Patrick Mahomes
He hucks like a kid playing “500” at recess, and is good at it.
HOF Potential: Guaranteed

DeShaun Watson
Such a good football player. Terrible Human Being
HOF Potential: Jail

RB

Leonard Fournette
College RB = Great. Pro Back = Average
HOF Potential: Not Great.

Christian McCaffrey
Unreal talent that needs someone with a pulse to block
HOF Potential: If healthy.

Dalvin Cook
Absolute Monster
HOF Potential: Healthy could be AP.

Alvin Kamara
Good draft pick. Better player
HOF Potential: He would need to really mess it up to not make it.

WR/TE
George Kittle
A monster, lock him in for 6 more years.
HOF Potential: Very Likely

JuJu — thrown into a garbage can
HOF Potential: Who cares

Cooper Kupp
Gives white people hope
HOF Potential: 100%

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NO ONE

Defense
Myles Garrett
If a helmet is a weapon, he is your man.
HOF Potential: Probably

Jamal Adams/Marshon Lattimore/Marlon Humphrey/Tre White
These guys are monsters but they are dependant on their team.
HOF Potential: HUGE MAYBE

Specialist
Younghoe Koo
ASIAN HALL OF FAME LOCK
Eat shit Yao

MC

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